Webmaster Pick Up Lines

Webmaster Pickup Lines:

  1. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty…
  2. I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you. (That was the day my website got promoted to PR5, by the way…)
  3. So, you visit this website often?
  4. Didn't I see you on the homepage of Vogue? What is it, PR6?
  5. Is the Adobe homepage from Tennessee? Cause it's the only PR10 I see...
  6. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you were banned from DigitalPoint for spamming...
  7. So, should we go to your homepage or mine?
  8. Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website…
  9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and R together.
  10. Is your website as beautiful on the inside as it is on the outside?
  11. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your ClickBank password…
  12. Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling on my laptop…
  13. (Email to competitor webmaster:) "Was your father a thief?“ ’Cause someone stole one of my articles and put it on your website…”
  14. You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Here it's just an HTML course for beginners...
  15. My love for you is like the space on my web host server... never-ending!
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