Bad / Lame Pick Up Lines






Bad / Lame Pickup Lines

  • I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
  • I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
  • Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
  • "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
  • I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
  • Do you have the time? (She gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.
  • Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
  • Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
  • I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
  • Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall... I'm sitting on my wallet."
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
  • Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
  • Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
  • Can I have directions? ("To where?") To your apartment.
  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  • Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
  • Like the sheets on your bed I want to cover you with love.
  • You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
  • What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
  • I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
  • I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
  • My love for you is like the universe... never-ending!
  • You got something on your chest: my eyes
  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
  • Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
  • Baicarumba...are those real?
  • Be unique and different; just say yes.
  • Honey, I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house.
  • I've got the ship; you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
  • Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
  • I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
  • Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cause he sure made me horny!
  • I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 women went down on the Titanic
  • I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
  • Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
  • Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
  • What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
  • Would you like to come to a party in my tool shed?
  • You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
  • Got two nipples for a dime?
  • Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
  • I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
  • Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it’s bad, it still pretty darn good...
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • You should be someone's wife.
  • You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

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