Bad / Lame Pick Up Lines
Bad / Lame Pickup Lines
- I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
- I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
- Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
- "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
- I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
- POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
- Do you have the time? (She gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.
- Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
- Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
- I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
- Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall... I'm sitting on my wallet."
- If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
- If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
- Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
- Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
- Can I have directions? ("To where?") To your apartment.
- If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
- Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
- Like the sheets on your bed I want to cover you with love.
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
- I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
- My love for you is like the universe... never-ending!
- You got something on your chest: my eyes
- Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
- Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
- Baicarumba...are those real?
- Be unique and different; just say yes.
- Honey, I'm new in this town do you think I could have directions to your house.
- I've got the ship; you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
- Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
- I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
- Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cause he sure made me horny!
- I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 women went down on the Titanic
- I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
- Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
- What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
- Would you like to come to a party in my tool shed?
- You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
- Got two nipples for a dime?
- Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
- I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
- I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
- Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if its bad, it still pretty darn good...
- Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
- You should be someone's wife.
- You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
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