Webmaster Pickup Lines:
- You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty…
- I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you. (That was the day my website got promoted to PR5, by the way…)
- So, you visit this website often?
- Didn't I see you on the homepage of Vogue? What is it, PR6?
- Is the Adobe homepage from Tennessee? Cause it's the only PR10 I see...
- Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you were banned from DigitalPoint for spamming...
- So, should we go to your homepage or mine?
- Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website…
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and R together.
- Is your website as beautiful on the inside as it is on the outside?
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your ClickBank password…
- Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling on my laptop…
- (Email to competitor webmaster:) "Was your father a thief?“ ’Cause someone stole one of my articles and put it on your website…"
- You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Here it's just an HTML course for beginners...
- My love for you is like the space on my web host server... never-ending!
Feel free to share these with your webmaster blog / website visitors, but if you do, please don’t forget to mention this website so they can enjoy more types of pick up lines, ok? Thanks!
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