Funny Pick Up Lines
In my opinion, Funny pickup lines are best used when you already know someone and you want to make him/her laugh. For example, when you're out on a date, later whem you get back from the bathroom for instance, you can pretend to be a complete stranger and hit on your date with a ridiculous but hilarious pick up line.
Although being funny is probably the best approach when hitting on someone, using funny pick up lines on girls who don't know you will usually not get you the results you want.
What's more important is How You Do It!
Dirty Pick Up Lines (18+)
Do you like getting slapped or getting kicked in the family jewels by women? If you do, than you're in the right place! Since women hate being objectified and get really angry of anything that might suggest they're sluts or sex objects, these dirty pick up lines will get them REALLY furious... Especially the big butch lesbian ones; they will kill you... Take my advice; don't use those...
Pick Up Lines For Girls (To Use On Guys)
Girls, in this page I gathered all the most effective pick up lines you can use on guys and also some more cool surprises for you to enjoy.
Corny & Cheesy Pick Up Lines
These are old-fashioned lines that every girl over the age of 12 already knows, and we're not into picking up the little ones, are we? The people who use corny pick-up lines are usually not the brightest light bulbs in the chandelier, and unless you want every girl you pick up to think you're a moron, don't use these lines. Yes, they're sometimes funny and they are usually clever, but they won't get you anywhere.
Cute, Sweet & Romantic Pick Up Lines
These romantic pickup lines are usually best executed on women whom you know are attracted to you. (For example if some girl looked at you like you're her lunch and she's VERY hungry...) Combined with good body language, strong confident eye contact and maybe a compliment (if it's not already in the line) it can get you far. Romantic lines reveal your intentions to the girl, so you better be a man and have a plan on what to say next and what you want this relationship to be. If you're going to play with women's emotions you should know that they WILL find out pretty fast if you're serious or just want to bang them.
Best Pick Up Lines
Although most of us know that pickup lines are usually not so effective when we want to get the girls that we like, and they can really sometimes embarrass us, some of them can work wonders; especially when combined with REAL attraction skills. The lines in the “Best Pick Up Lines” section are the best ones from the “good pickup lines” section that also contains the average ones.
Pick Up Lines That Work
These lines don't contradict the seduction community's rules; as a matter of fact they're often being used by real pickup artists. These lines work because they're honest, kind of witty and straight to the point. You don't have to be afraid before you approach the girl because you're not taking any risk of being laughed at. They say to the girl "hey, I'm not playing games, I'm confident and experienced enough to not use silly pick-up lines and... Well... I like you…” Deliver these pickup lines with a smile, good body language and good game afterwards and you'll be more than fine...
Bad & Lame Pick Up Lines
The bad and the lame lines are here so people like you, who are interested in pickup lines will be able to learn and understand what is total crap and what is gold (in other sections). Never ever use one of those bad and lame lines, unless you get a kick out of being totally humiliated.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
If you're way too much into sci-fi, had sex maybe once and she was fat and drunk, have over 250GB of porn on your hard drive and know at least one bully that deserves to die, then these lines are for you. They're funny, they're clever ant it takes more than 130 IQ to understand half of them...
Sexual Innuendos
If you've got a pair of huge balls and are attracting plenty of girls without even trying, you might want to try some of these sexual innuendos to shorten the waiting period with slutty girls who seem to be sexually attracted to you. These lines are funny, show a lot of confidence and tell your targets (who are already attracted) what a hot confident guy like yourself would really enjoy doing with them without actually saying it... Be prepared to get slapped a lot…
Good Pick Up Lines
This section contains both the "good" section and the "best" sections mixed altogether. These are all quality lines, but if you want only the best stuff, you know where to find them.
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