Funny Pick Up Lines

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Funny Pickup Lines
  • Did you fart? Because you blew me away...
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
  • Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
  • Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
  • I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
  • You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…
  • Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
funny pick up lines
  • Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.
  • You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
  • Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
  • I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
  • Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
  • Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????
  • The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
  • Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
  • I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
  • Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
  • Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
  • Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
  • If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
  • Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
  • You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
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  • Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
  • Baicarumba...are those real?
  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.
  • I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
  • Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • Do you want to see something swell?
  • Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
  • If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
  • If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
  • Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
  • Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
  • Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  • Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don't recognize you with your clothes on
  • I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
  • I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
  • Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
  • Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it’s bad, it still pretty darn good...
  • Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
  • Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
  • I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
  • You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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