Geek / Nerd Pick Up Lines





Geek / Nerd Pickup Lines

  • Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive...
  • You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  • You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers...
  • I think my heart just lagged.
  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves...
  • It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m gonna make you sweat...
  • It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
  • What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply...
  • If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes.
  • I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  • Baby, you overclock my processor.
  • You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
  • Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  • Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress...
  • I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!
  • Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
  • Hey baby, I’m like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get.
  • did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
  • I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
  • Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded...
  • If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.
  • If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?


More lines:
  • I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  • If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
  • Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod...
  • Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.
  • I less than three you…(i < 3 you)
  • Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  • You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
  • You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile.)
  • When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
  • I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
  • You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
  • Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt.
  • Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…
  • I’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.
  • That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s.
  • I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
  • Hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod...
  • Baby I just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you’re sooo hot my screen melted.
  • You’re as sweet at 3.14.
  • You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
  • I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
  • Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.
  • Excuse me ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
  • By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
  • Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
  • You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron...
  • My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
  • I wanna stick to you like glue-cose.
  • Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…
  • At absolute zero, you would still move me.
  • How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
  • Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves…
  • If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!
  • Hey girl, let’s get together and figure out our heat of fusion.
  • Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
  • You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?
  • Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point…
  • Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
  • Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
  • Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen."
  • You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
  • Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I’m around you
  • If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.
  • My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
  • The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.
  • You’re so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.
  • Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
  • You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.
  • You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
  • Baby you must be O2 cuz I’m about to combust all over you.
  • Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.
  • You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime.
  • You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
  • Let’s just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.
  • If I were an assembly language I’d jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you’re negative.
  • In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch … let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry…
  • Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
  • Baby, if they made you in Haskell, it would infer that you were just my type.
  • You’re like a Universal Turing Machine; you’re the only one that I’ll ever need.
  • If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
  • Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element.
  • Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
  • Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.
  • Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

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